Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliments a student for dressing up She just came from a funeral

Compliments a student for dressing up She just came from a funeral  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hit deadlift PR too weak to take off 45 lb plates when done

hit deadlift PR too weak to take off 45 lb plates when done  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked to use phone for music at party because it wont get interrupted with texts and calls

Asked to use phone for music at party because it wont get interrupted with texts and calls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows how to start conversation Doesn't know how to end it

Knows how to start conversation Doesn't know how to end it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets grinded on by hot girl Must be in her way backs away

Gets grinded on by hot girl Must be in her way backs away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Try to tack on new SSgts stripes she turns and I punch her in the boob

Try to tack on new SSgts stripes she turns and I punch her in the boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

attractive enough to pick up girls too scared to initiate conversation

attractive enough to pick up girls too scared to initiate conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Something Irish makes front page video about priests raping children

Something Irish makes front page video about priests raping children  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl puts hand on my thigh flinch in suprise

girl puts hand on my thigh flinch in suprise  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Send a savvy, personalized message on OKCupid to a girl that has a lot in common with you Forgot you already know her because she is a co-worker's ex

Send a savvy, personalized message on OKCupid to a girl that has a lot in common with you Forgot you already know her because she is a co-worker's ex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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