Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Break out of crippling social anxiety Too much of an asshole to have any friends

Break out of crippling social anxiety Too much of an asshole to have any friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meet cute girl on last day of vacation leave with a broken heart

meet cute girl on last day of vacation leave with a broken heart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes on a date with Secretary at work Boss's daughter

Goes on a date with Secretary at work Boss's daughter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend offers to go and buy condoms because the ones you have expired

Girlfriend offers to go and buy condoms because the ones you have expired  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliment a girl's eyes By saying your eyes are fucking sick

Compliment a girl's eyes By saying your eyes are fucking sick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute coworker sits down next to you and winks Silently pass horrible smelling gas

Cute coworker sits down next to you and winks Silently pass horrible smelling gas  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush asks "Could I come inside to lie down with you for while?" Me "But you said you just took a nap."

Crush asks

got a cute girls number at the bar last night now what

got a cute girls number at the bar last night now what  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At a rave, cute girl introduces herself to me as Genevieve Oh nice, is that your rave name?

At a rave, cute girl introduces herself to me as Genevieve Oh nice, is that your rave name?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At a party Introduces self in middle of conversation

At a party Introduces self in middle of conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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