Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Steal kiss from cute co-worker i like Pisses her off and avoid her all week

Steal kiss from cute co-worker i like Pisses her off and avoid her all week  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl out gets cuddlezoned

Asks a girl out gets cuddlezoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl: I bet you have a big dick, how big is it? Me: Please don't post about it on facebook

Hot girl:
I bet you have a big dick, how big is it? Me:  Please don't post about it on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Opens door for cute girl to the boy's bathroom

Opens door for cute girl to the boy's bathroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catches the eye of an attractive woman in a restaurant pants make massive fart noise getting out of booth

Catches the eye of an attractive woman in a restaurant pants make massive fart noise  getting out of booth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes it to front page Has to delete post when youtube account gets suspended to save karma

Makes it to front page Has to delete post when youtube account gets suspended to save karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl introduces herself at party already knowing knowing my name cause we lived in the same door freshman year and she thought I was cute I pretend not to hear her cute comment twice and continue with our casual conversation

cute girl introduces herself at party already knowing knowing my name cause we lived in the same door freshman year and she thought I was cute I pretend not to hear her cute comment twice and continue with our casual conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive friend takes her clothes off in front of me Takes me 8 years to realize just how much trust she placed in me

Attractive friend takes her clothes off in front of me Takes me 8 years to realize just how much trust she placed in me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walking across dining hall to hug hot girl feels weird making eye contact and stares at boobs for entire walk over

walking across dining hall to hug hot girl feels weird making eye contact and stares at boobs for entire walk over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS phone call from prospective employer "THIS IS JACK BAUER, Counter Terrorism Unit"

GETS phone call from prospective employer
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