Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

KISSES DOWN GIRLFRIENDS BELLY "HEY! IT SMELLS GOOD DOWN THERE!"

KISSES DOWN GIRLFRIENDS BELLY

Starts conversation with guy he hasn't seen since high school Ends conversation by saying "I'm gonna go over there now..."

Starts conversation with guy he hasn't seen since high school Ends conversation by saying

hot girl says im a really nice guy and she's interested in a relatioship Cool.

hot girl says im a really nice guy and she's interested in a relatioship Cool.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally starts talking to a girl sucks at texting

Finally starts talking to a girl sucks at texting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

New visitor on okcupid! Coworker

New visitor on okcupid! Coworker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to Hooters Today To pick up a takeout order

Went to Hooters Today To pick up a takeout order  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally poop No toilet paper in the entire house

Finally poop No toilet paper in the entire house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

lives long enough to meet his great-grandson pisses his pants

lives long enough to meet his great-grandson pisses his pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having a sexy dream about celebrity crush accidentally knee him in the face as he goes down on me

Having a sexy dream about celebrity crush accidentally knee him in the face as he goes down on me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS ASKED TO DANCE AT A CLUB ONLY KNOWS HOW TO JITTERBUG

GETS ASKED TO DANCE AT A CLUB ONLY KNOWS HOW TO JITTERBUG  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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