Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bring bottle of Patron to girl's place she finds box of condoms in the bag

Bring bottle of Patron to girl's place she finds box of condoms in the bag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally about to lose my virginity wakes up

finally about to lose my virginity wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dreams of going into politics and becoming successful enough to maybe one day reach the very top and become president of the United States of America. He knows that, despite his liberal beliefs, all his conservative friends and family that he knows and lo

Dreams of going into politics and becoming successful enough to maybe one day reach the very top and become president of the United States of America. He knows that, despite his liberal beliefs, all his conservative friends and family that he knows and lo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm the only person using my turn signal I'm the only person using my turn signal

I'm the only person using my turn signal I'm the only person using my turn signal  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally musters up courage to ask girl out on facebook

Finally musters up courage to ask girl out on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys dinner for girl "Transaction Failed"

Buys dinner for girl

gets married in Skyrim

gets married in Skyrim  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot chick shows me nude photo during class Not her; she wanted my opinion on the size of the girls nipples

Hot chick shows me nude photo during class Not her; she wanted my opinion on the size of the girls nipples  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

never forgets a name never remembers a face

never forgets a name never remembers a face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl from work tells you she had a sex dream about you says you were soft and bad

Hot girl from work tells you she had a sex dream about you says you were soft and bad  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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