Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

50 upvotes 51 downvotes

50 upvotes 51 downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush agrees to go somewhere with you Spend day before meticulously planning possible conversations

Crush agrees to go somewhere with you Spend day before meticulously planning possible conversations  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

POSTED ON REDDIT "THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME" DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN TO ME

POSTED ON REDDIT

Gets cutest girl's number at party; girl texts the next morning still think it's a fake number and she is just screwing with me

Gets cutest girl's number at party; girl texts the next morning  still think it's a fake number and she is just screwing with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to a festival to listen to dubstep went to john hartford memorial fest

Go to a festival to listen to dubstep went to john hartford memorial fest  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

orders efficiently and pulls up ahead of minivan Everyone at mcdonald's is confused

orders efficiently and pulls up ahead of minivan Everyone at mcdonald's is confused  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally joins in on a conversation with friends they're talking about him

finally joins in on a conversation with friends they're talking about him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at party asks if I've ever gotten a BJ "No, have you?"

Cute girl at party asks if I've ever gotten a BJ

Girl walks up and says: "Wow. You are really cute. Your eyes are so pretty." "You know, we're having a 'buy one get one half off' sale right now on eyeglasses frames that would look amazing on you."

Girl walks up and says:

Makes front page on reddit For a meme

Makes front page on reddit For a meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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