Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunk and going to a cute girls house by bus, very good chance of sex Had to abandon her because I was moments from pissing myself

Drunk and going to a cute girls house by bus, very good chance of sex Had to abandon her because I was moments from pissing myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

taking a shortcut while walking home after epic gym session sees local gang of youths, turns around and walks the long way

taking a shortcut while walking home after epic gym session sees local gang of youths, turns around and walks the long way  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks of smart and witty comeback one hour after the arguement

thinks of smart and witty comeback one hour after the arguement  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets the band after the show after a few drinks gets yelled at by band member for calling him the wrong name all night

Meets the band after the show after a few drinks gets yelled at by band member for calling him the wrong name all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

favorite band makes video of my favorite song the video is an incoherent, steaming pile of shit.

favorite band makes video of my favorite song the video is an incoherent, steaming pile of shit.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Expects call to go to voicemail, knows exactly what to say someone unexpectedly answers, stumbles over words

Expects call to go to voicemail, knows exactly what to say someone unexpectedly answers, stumbles over words  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl sits next to me in college class says she's 16 and has a boyfriend

Pretty girl sits next to me in college class says she's 16 and has a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has 3000 link karma Has zero comment karma

Has 3000 link karma Has zero comment karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Looks girl in the eyes when talking to her Lazy eye

Looks girl in the eyes when talking to her Lazy eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get 100 karma from a comment about getting caught looking at futa

Get 100 karma from a comment about getting caught looking at futa  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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