Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got 4 free tickets to an awesome concert today! nobody wants to go with me

Got 4 free tickets to an awesome concert today! nobody wants to go with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes crush laugh replays moment of success in head daily

makes crush laugh replays moment of success in head daily  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a boyfriend. To nervous to talk to him when I see him.

Gets a boyfriend. To nervous to talk to him when I see him.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets laid "thank you"

Gets laid

Doesn't jack off before girlfriend comes home so that i can be ready for sexy times started her period

Doesn't jack off before girlfriend comes home so that i can be ready for sexy times started her period  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You're quite the ladies' Man" "You're quite a Manly lady"

Gets rid of UTI Yeast infection.

Gets rid of UTI Yeast infection.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make First meme to impress reddit loving girlfriend immediately get 7 downvotes, including one from her

Make First meme to impress reddit loving girlfriend immediately get 7 downvotes, including one from her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl at party squeezing my inner thigh "Can you stop that"

Hot Girl at party squeezing my inner thigh

had something witty to say but the topic was changed before i could say it

had something witty to say but the topic was changed before i could say it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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