Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Her: I want you to be in me "I want you to be in me too"

Her: I want you to be in me

Hitting it off with a cute girl Makes a masturbation Joke

Hitting it off with a cute girl Makes a masturbation Joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally makes enough money to preorder ram gets high, forgets, spends money on toco bell

Finally makes enough money to preorder ram gets high, forgets, spends money on toco bell  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells gf im allergic to latex to avoid using condoms latex free condoms

tells gf im allergic to latex to avoid using condoms latex free condoms   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says hi to girl he likes She smiles and turns away

says hi to girl he likes She smiles and turns away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets girl that uses Reddit Won't give me her username

Meets girl that uses Reddit Won't give me her username  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At subway they ask me: "Cash or credit?" I reply: "reddit"

At subway they ask me:

So comfortable that it's uncomfortable

So comfortable that it's uncomfortable  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me to come with her I say I already have

Girl asks me to come with her I say I already have  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Argues science is false because it is based on theories believes in a theoretical god

Argues science is false because it is based on theories believes in a theoretical god  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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