Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleeping with gf Spends all night trying to sync breathing

Sleeping with gf Spends all night trying to sync breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

smile and wave back at cute girl immediately realize she was waving at the person behind me

smile and wave back at cute girl  immediately realize she was waving at the person behind me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friend invites me into his brand new house i block the toilet and am to embarrassed to tell him

friend invites me into his brand new house i block the toilet and am to embarrassed to tell him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked my crush out Best friendzone

Asked my crush out Best  friendzone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is going to a concert looks up pics of the band's concerts so I know what to wear so I don't stick out

Is going to a concert looks up pics of the band's concerts so I know what to wear so I don't stick out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleeps with girl dutch oven

Sleeps with girl dutch oven   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has excellent vocabulary and use of language completely terrible at talking out loud to damn near anyone

Has excellent vocabulary and use of language completely terrible at talking out loud to damn near anyone
   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smile at hot girl Smiles back and has yellow fucking teeth

Smile at hot girl Smiles back and has yellow fucking teeth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wife catches me masturbating Doesn't say a word and finishes me off

Wife catches me masturbating Doesn't say a word 
and finishes me off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets several girl's phone numbers during the week Spends Saturday alone

Gets several girl's phone numbers during the week Spends Saturday alone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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