Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets introduced to cute girl who says, 'Nice to meet you I'm ____' 'Okay'

Gets introduced to cute girl who says, 'Nice to meet you I'm ____'  'Okay'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to lose virginity to girl at a party whiskey dick

About to lose virginity to girl at a party whiskey dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made the front page of r/spacedicks

made the front page of r/spacedicks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went down on girl I just started dating. Farted when she came.

Went down on girl I just started dating.  Farted when she came.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pee stream doesn't get everywhere after forking in half ... because of wet dream

Pee stream doesn't get everywhere after forking in half ... because of wet dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Never been on an unsuccessful date never been on a date

Never been on an unsuccessful date never been on a date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has house to myself:Invites girlfriend over recovering from surgery

Has house to myself:Invites girlfriend over recovering from surgery  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to store for condoms Leaves with a mountain dew

Goes to store for condoms Leaves with a mountain dew  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me to hold her pears She meant her groceries

Girl asks me to hold her pears She meant her groceries  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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