Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get a girl's number over-analyze and conclude it was out of pity

get a girl's number over-analyze and conclude it was out of pity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have "WHO" Printed on the back of softball shirt never make it to first

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Texting hot girl phone runs out of battery

Texting hot girl phone runs out of battery  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of best comeback ever 10 minutes too late

Thinks of best comeback ever 10 minutes too late  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet attractive woman at post office over memes Discover she's married

Meet attractive woman at post office over memes Discover she's married  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Actually socially awesome penguin no one believes him

Actually socially awesome penguin no one believes him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally hope people will respect me as I am the boss Remember I'm the boss

Finally hope people will respect me as I am the boss Remember I'm the boss  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

said good morning to the atm

said good morning to the atm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Watches a video on the front page Upvotes for a funnier related video

Watches a video on the front page Upvotes for a funnier related video  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Here's my number, so call me maybe?" calls 5 minutes later *67

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