Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Prepares clever escape method from solicitor "No hablo Espanol"

Prepares clever escape method from solicitor

about to lose virginity BUT the question is to whom????

about to lose virginity BUT the question is to whom????  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask girl to marry me says "Thank you :)"

Ask girl to marry me says

Concession worker says, "Enjoy the Game" You reply, "you too"

Concession worker says,

sends romantic Texts Doesn't get five minutes to respond in a real conversation

 sends romantic Texts Doesn't get five minutes to respond in a real conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Known by everyone Doesnt know anyone else (or pretends not to)

Known by everyone Doesnt know anyone else (or pretends not to)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes front page for first time never can do it again

Makes front page for first time never can do it again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of brilliant yale meme too self-conscious to post on facebook

Thinks of brilliant yale meme too self-conscious to post on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"the presentation is on minerva; There's no need to write anything down" takes notes anyway

Downloads new game off steam Wife reminds of social obligation as download finishes

Downloads new game off steam Wife reminds of social obligation as download finishes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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