Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a girlfriend She will never know

Got a girlfriend She will never know  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl stops to pet dog dog goes over and pisses on her leg

Girl stops to pet dog dog goes over and pisses on her leg  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says good afternoon to a cute girl Checks watch to make sure it's after 12pm

Says good afternoon to a cute girl Checks watch to make sure it's after 12pm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleep cuddled next to hottest girl at the party Because she smelled like vomit and no one else wanted to go near her

Sleep cuddled next to hottest girl at the party Because she smelled like vomit and no one else wanted to go near her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Your penis is great I can fit the whole thing in my mouth

Your penis is great I can fit the whole thing in my mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get really stoned and decide to call best friend types "phil" in google

get really stoned and decide to call best friend types

Has Loads of friends that talk to you every day all on the internet

Has Loads of friends that talk to you every day all on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give your crush a picture you drew of her she now has body image issues

Give your crush a picture you drew of her she now has body image issues  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes friends laugh by saying awkward quote from superbad was serious, has never seen superbad

Makes friends laugh by saying awkward quote from superbad was serious, has never seen superbad  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

converted girlfriend to reddit have to come up with original jokes now

converted girlfriend to reddit have to come up with original jokes now  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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