Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fulfills self-imposed daily quota for social interaction Has a self-imposed daily quota for social interaction

Fulfills self-imposed daily quota for social interaction Has a self-imposed daily quota for social interaction  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives lost driver perfect directions realizes they are completly wrong when they leave

Gives lost driver perfect directions realizes they are completly wrong when they leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I get a ton of numbers from girls as a telemarketer

I get a ton of numbers from girls as a telemarketer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me out sent reply in quotes

Girl asks me out sent reply in quotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

works up the courage to compliment a girl "You have very straight teeth"

works up the courage to compliment a girl

Birthday gets no happy birthdays because facebook is down

Birthday gets no happy birthdays because facebook is down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has amazing late-night sex with boyfriend Wakes up with a UTI

Has amazing late-night sex with boyfriend Wakes up with a UTI  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kisses Girlfriend Gets her cold

Kisses Girlfriend Gets her cold  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

catches hot girl checking him out at the mall walks past her nervously and says nothing

catches hot girl checking him out at the mall walks past her nervously and says nothing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute co-worker is flirty and gives easy to read hints unable to follow up and take the relation to the next level because i'm a pussy

cute co-worker is flirty and gives easy to read hints unable to follow up and take the relation to the next level because i'm a pussy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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