Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to sing Tequila on Karaoke Says no because they don't remember the words

Gets asked to sing Tequila on Karaoke Says no because they don't remember the words  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Took a girl to see a horror movie so she would be in my arms she laughed as I screamed like a little girl the whole time

Took a girl to see a horror movie so she would be in my arms  she laughed as I screamed like a little girl the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets voice dictation on his Mac Too afraid to use it

Gets voice dictation on his Mac Too afraid to use it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nails PR on Deadlift Grip too Weak to undo spring collar

Nails PR on Deadlift Grip too Weak to undo spring collar  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Want To Cuddle and Listen To Pantera? What, You Don't Like Pantera?

Want To Cuddle and Listen To Pantera? What, You Don't Like Pantera?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting a blowjob Farts, girl laughs too hard to finish

Getting a blowjob Farts, girl laughs too hard to finish  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

switching screens becomes second nature at work switches from actual work to facebook when boss walks in

switching screens becomes second nature at work switches from actual work to facebook when boss walks in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

upset with gf's inability to make decisions Cleans entire house out of frustration

upset with gf's inability to make decisions Cleans entire house out of frustration  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girlfriend talks to her to so much that theres nothing left to say

Gets a girlfriend talks to her to so much that theres nothing left to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made it to the front page on /r/quotes

Made it to the front page on /r/quotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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