Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirt with girl worker at drive-through, come back around immediately "I forgot some ketchup"

Flirt with girl worker at drive-through, come back around immediately

gets invited to the white house sharts

gets invited to the white house sharts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

holds door for nice girl at school hand gets caught in handle

holds door for nice girl at school hand gets caught in handle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl: "So my doctor prescribed me xanax and birth control." Me: "What are you doing this Weekend?!!!"

Hot Girl:

gambles on a fart and wins paralyzed with fear until next opportunity to check pants

gambles on a fart and wins paralyzed with fear until next opportunity to check pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute drunk girl hits on you at bar To much of a gentleman to take advantage. Now friend zoned

Cute drunk girl hits on you at bar To much of a gentleman to take advantage.  Now friend zoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl hands phone over to type in my number "Just for study group"

Girl hands phone over to type in my number

Somebody commented on my post Quickme_Transcriber

Somebody commented on my post Quickme_Transcriber  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl agrees to meet for lunch Give her address for wrong location

Girl agrees to meet for lunch  Give her address for wrong location  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Keeps getting hit on by girls...

Keeps getting hit on by girls...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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