Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds the door for a pretty girl. She turns and smiles. Fails to anticipate her change of speed, lets go of the door too soon. She runs into it.

Holds the door for a pretty girl. She turns and smiles. Fails to anticipate her change of speed, lets go of the door too soon. She runs into it.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets drunk and goes to bed with a hot girl falls asleep

Gets drunk and goes to bed with a hot girl falls asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute coworker asks if you're free this weekend to see if you can cover her shift

cute coworker asks if you're free this weekend to see if you can cover her shift  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets date with cute girl Gets flaked on

Gets date with cute girl Gets flaked on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sneaked up and smacked my wifes ass at the store not my wife

Sneaked up and smacked my wifes ass at the store not my wife  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl smiles at me immediately look away

Girl smiles at me immediately look away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start whistling duet with neighbour through window Turns out "neighbour" is just a squealing dog

Start whistling duet with neighbour through window  Turns out

random chick greets you she was waving at her friend behind you

random chick greets you she was waving at her friend behind you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

watches state of origin supports new south wales

watches state of origin supports new south wales  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a Girlfriend Afraid to make a move on her

Gets a Girlfriend Afraid to make a move on her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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