Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes it to front page gets called a hipster butthole by entire internet

makes it to front page gets called a hipster butthole by entire internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets greeted happy thanksgiving "you're welcome"

Gets greeted happy thanksgiving

Say something fairly romantic she thinks you're joking and laughs at you

Say something fairly romantic she thinks you're joking and laughs at you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets ass massage from hot guy "hey, you left the tag on your underwear."

Gets ass massage from hot guy

hugely Successful meeting with director of prospective graduate program Analyze everything i said afterwards and have panic attack

hugely Successful meeting with director of prospective graduate program Analyze everything i said afterwards and have panic attack  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wave at wolf blitzer in a local restaurant first thing i say is, "i love you"

Wave at wolf blitzer in a local restaurant  first thing i say is,

3 different guys flirted with me, 2 of whom bluntly confessed their affections all on the last of college

3 different guys flirted with me, 2 of whom bluntly confessed their affections all on the last of college   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend agrees to swap phone with you no contacts worth texting

Friend agrees to swap phone with you no contacts worth texting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy driving like an asshole in heavy traffic, block him in next to a semi Organ donor courier, took the hospital exit after 5 miles.

Guy driving like an asshole in heavy traffic, block him in next to a semi Organ donor courier, took the hospital exit after 5 miles.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

nicest guy in class instant friendzone

nicest guy in class instant friendzone   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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