Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives cute girl ride home Talks in weird accents all the way to her house

Gives cute girl ride home Talks in weird accents all the way to her house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

All my co-workers want me to go drinking with them only one working there that is under 21

All my co-workers want me to go drinking with them only one working there that is under 21  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Puts bucket of water on top of door for prank Bucket hits victim and give him a concussion

Puts bucket of water on top of door for prank Bucket hits victim and give him a concussion  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally got my own apartment "Now I won't have to worry about people interrupting me masterbating"

Finally got my own apartment

finished putting on clothes after my shower guess it's time to close the blinds now

finished putting on clothes after my shower guess it's time to close the blinds now  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GOES TO SCHOOL DANCE WALKS IN AND OUT OF THE GYM ALL NIGHT LONG

GOES TO SCHOOL DANCE WALKS IN AND OUT OF THE GYM ALL NIGHT LONG  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HOT GIRL COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY SHIRT RESPONDS WITH "YEAH, I DON'T USUALLY DRESS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG"

HOT GIRL COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY SHIRT  RESPONDS WITH

Just made an amazing, chef quality meal! been drinking since noon, not hungry

Just made an amazing, chef quality meal! been drinking since noon, not hungry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cake day nothing good to post

Cake day nothing good to post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

having a date bird poops down into my neck, she cleans it up

having a date bird poops down into my neck, she cleans it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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