Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with customer at work without coworkers realizing Customer doesn't realize either

Flirts with customer at work without coworkers realizing Customer doesn't realize either  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

extends handshake for sign of peace not reciprocated

extends handshake for sign of peace not reciprocated  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had an interview got pen all over face

Had an interview got pen all over face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl sends me a naked picture of myself

girl sends me a naked picture of myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys breakfast sandwhiches for a bunch of coworkers Goes to two restaurants to not burden employees with massive order

Buys breakfast sandwhiches for a bunch of coworkers  Goes to two restaurants to not burden employees with massive order  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Order sex toys for me and my girlfriend online Transaction fails and I have to call the bank to confirm

Order sex toys for me and my girlfriend online Transaction fails and I have to call the bank to confirm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a boyfriend this year for Valentines Day Starts period in the morning.

Has a boyfriend this year for Valentines Day Starts period in the morning.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ten year old brother wants to ask me a question about science Asks why men and women like to pee on each other, and if it's a good way to get a valentine.

Ten year old brother wants to ask me a question about science Asks why men and women like to pee on each other, and if it's a good way to get a valentine.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets lots of girls in bed Never ejaculates

Gets lots of girls in bed Never ejaculates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds courage to talk to a girl at a club steps on her, spills drink and tells her to go away

Finds courage to talk to a girl at a club steps on her, spills drink and tells her to go away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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