Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl Looks at me Im making nonsensical noises

Girl Looks at me Im making nonsensical noises  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliment Sister's new Haircut She had lice

Compliment Sister's new Haircut She had lice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Prepares a nice romantic dinner for girlfriend Cork on the champagne bottle hits her in the eye

Prepares a nice romantic dinner for girlfriend Cork on the champagne bottle hits her in the eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers to take girlfriend to a movie tonight She says no

Offers to take girlfriend to a movie tonight She says no  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Want to fuck? my three words. Yes i do! three months later.

Want to fuck? my three words. Yes i do! three months later.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets text from crush saying 'we should go out sometime' too busy celebrating, forgets to reply

Gets text from crush saying 'we should go out sometime' too busy celebrating, forgets to reply  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl shows pictures of herself on mobile complains about camera quality

Girl shows pictures of herself on mobile complains about camera quality  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes it to 50 karma now in constant fear i will lose all my karma

Makes it to 50 karma now in constant fear i will lose all my karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me for phone number "8675309"

Girl asks me for phone number

Make romantic dinner for the exact time partner comes home from work forgot she was working 2 hours extra. cold food.

Make romantic dinner for the exact time partner comes home from work forgot she was working 2 hours extra. cold food.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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