Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl has a crush on me Too shy to talk to her

Cute girl has a crush on me Too shy to talk to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You look pretty" "What was that" "Umm I said you look shitty"

compliment an elderly couple on how nice they look "We just came from a funeral."

compliment an elderly couple on how nice they look

Has to through up at party, makes it to the bathroom someones on the toilet

Has to through up at party, makes it to the bathroom someones on the toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Haven't seen female friend for years: "congratulations! when are you due?" not pregnant

Haven't seen female friend for years:

Cute girl tells me that my arms are buff Got allergy shots the day before

Cute girl tells me that my arms are buff Got allergy shots the day before  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cursh smiles at you turns around to see if anyone is behind you

Cursh smiles at you turns around to see if anyone is behind you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

started getting Smiley faces from a girl over text while she was hanging out with a different guy

started getting Smiley faces from a girl over text while she was hanging out with a different guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leave party with girl, see acquaintance on way out, say "Hey, buddy", and ruffle his hair "You know he's my ex, right?"

Leave party with girl, see acquaintance on way out, say

Gets paired with hot girl for school project too nervous to talk to her without sweating

Gets paired with hot girl for school project too nervous to talk to her without sweating  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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