Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive Girl comes in for a kiss on the cheek Poke her in the eye with my glasses

Attractive Girl comes in for a kiss on the cheek Poke her in the eye with my glasses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend is sick, make her dinner Wake her up so that she can appreciate my thoughtfulness

Girlfriend is sick, make her dinner Wake her up so that she can appreciate my thoughtfulness  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl grabs balls only has 1 ball

Girl grabs balls only has 1 ball  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets compliment from cute girl you're welcome

gets compliment from cute girl you're welcome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

omg you must show me where you found this /r/spacedicks

omg you must show me where you found this /r/spacedicks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Happy Birthday!" You too

Open conversation: "Slow night, huh?" Gym is half full at 11:30pm

Open conversation:

Misspells "restaurant" Makes front page of Reddit anyway

Misspells

No one can see my erection Because my penis is so small

No one can see my erection Because my penis is so small  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

compliments cute girl "you remind me of bacon"

compliments cute girl
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