Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a white girlfriend Asian parents said "Why couldnt you find a nice asian girl" in front of her

Gets a  white girlfriend Asian parents said

Skied guy in endzone, girl comes at me with her arms wide open for a hug chest bumped her.

Skied guy in endzone, girl comes at me with her arms wide open for a hug chest bumped her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks cute girl for her number too drunk to unlock phone

Asks cute girl for her number too drunk to unlock phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"brog bouncers know me I'm there at least 3 times a week......Hi man regulars can head right in, yeah?" back of the queue

takes girl out to a nice restaurant doesn't have enough money and she ends up paying

takes girl out to a nice restaurant  doesn't have enough money and she ends up paying  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to party Goes home alone; calls the girl a slut

Gets invited to party Goes home alone; calls the girl a slut  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees a cute girl and walks up from behind to say hi Its a guy

Sees a cute girl and walks up from behind to say hi Its a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says peace be with you "Merry Christmas"

Cute girl says peace be with you

Stuck a finger in her ass Felt a gerbil inside

Stuck a finger in her ass Felt a gerbil inside  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Helps a stranger try to parallel park runs after he hits the car behind him

Helps a stranger try to parallel park runs after he hits the car behind him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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