Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with pretty girl at party all night Drank to much and blacked out

Flirting with pretty girl at party all night Drank to much and blacked out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Help old lady carry groceries home oh fuck its heavy oh god there were eggs in there sorry ma'am

Help old lady carry groceries home oh fuck its heavy oh god there were eggs in there sorry ma'am  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

work up nerve to flirt with girl online after about a week: "you seem lonely, why don't you try dating sites?"

work up nerve to flirt with girl online after about a week:

goes to a bar to play dirty bingo doesn't mark half the numbers to avoid having to choose a prize

goes to a bar to play dirty bingo doesn't mark half the numbers to avoid having to choose a prize  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes hot girl laugh Crosses it off his bucketlist

Makes hot girl laugh Crosses it off his bucketlist  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes front page of a small relatively unknown subreddit

makes front page of a small relatively unknown subreddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Carpet cleaner's coming today. I better hurry up and vacuum!

Carpet cleaner's coming today. I better hurry up and vacuum!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask someone their name don't listen, and think of what to say next.

Ask someone their name don't listen, and think of what to say next.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets on the frontpage from posting on r/wtf

Gets on the frontpage from posting  on r/wtf  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

reduces unnecessary water consumption by peeing in the shower

reduces unnecessary water consumption by peeing in the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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