Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to flirt with cute foreign guy Panics and switches to a language he doesn't know

Goes to flirt with cute foreign guy Panics and switches to a language he doesn't know  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remember most girls names and how you met they have no idea who you are

Remember most girls names and how you met they have no idea who you are  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes it to front page Screenshots because it probably wont happen again

Makes it to front page Screenshots because it probably wont happen again   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

24th Birthday! Realizes I'm now a 24 year old virgin

24th Birthday! Realizes I'm now a 24 year old virgin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to strip club for 18th Birthday Watches Sportscenter instead of dancing girls

Goes to strip club for 18th Birthday Watches Sportscenter instead of dancing girls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a girl's number to study together ask for everyone else's number to not seem weird

Get a girl's number to study together ask for everyone else's number to not seem weird  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get some awesome new hipster clothes people keep giving me change

get some awesome new hipster clothes people keep giving me change  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets first "Wild Redditor"- awesome two hours of talking and drinking. Tries to remain inconspicuous and sober leaving bar- misses step; breaks ankle.

Meets first

Gets first kiss Panics and runs home

Gets first kiss Panics and runs home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hit reddit front page because I'm getting divorced

hit reddit front page because I'm getting divorced  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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