Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successful reddit post Can't tell anyone, throwaway account

Successful reddit post Can't tell anyone, throwaway account  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catches hot girl checking him out when he is not looking. Rubs face furiously thinking something is on it.

Catches hot girl checking him out when he is not looking. Rubs face furiously thinking something is on it.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets the confidence to go over to a crush's house Sits down on a broken chair and falls on ass

gets the confidence to go over to a crush's house Sits down on a broken chair and falls on ass  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"it's so big" "thanks, it just looks that way because of the crease in my pants"

Cute coworker asks if I'm free Friday night wants me to pick up her shift

Cute coworker asks if I'm free Friday night wants me to pick up her shift  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lucid Dream Too nervous to talk to Jimi Hendrix

Lucid Dream Too nervous to talk to Jimi Hendrix  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Shower Sex Don't Pee in the shower Don't Pee in the shower Don't Pee in the shower

Gets Shower Sex Don't Pee in the shower
Don't Pee in the shower
Don't Pee in the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush finally broke up with that slightly cooler version of you probably means it also wouldn't work out between you two

Crush finally broke up with that slightly cooler version of you probably means it also wouldn't work out between you two  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked OUt while sick Throws up

Asked OUt while sick Throws up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds r/gonewild. Finds blonde girl that plays bf 3 Realizes shes 42300 miles away.

Finds r/gonewild. Finds blonde girl that plays bf 3 Realizes shes 42300 miles away.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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