Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Walk away from hot girl to fart she walks over right after you do it

Walk away from hot girl to fart she walks over right after you do it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buying a suit for a friend's wedding Salesman: "When's senior prom?"

Buying a suit for a friend's wedding Salesman:

girl you like laughs at a joke you made laugh at your own joke so hard that you shoot snot onto her face

girl you like laughs at a joke you made laugh at your own joke so hard that you shoot snot onto her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convince girl to go on date has to take a final during that time

Convince girl to go on date  has to take a final during that time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes a joke and everyone laughs farts audibly from laughing so hard

makes a joke and everyone laughs farts audibly from laughing so hard  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked by co-worker at new job if I want to get dinner brings friends that only talk about their church

Asked by co-worker at new job if I want to get dinner brings friends that only talk about their church  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gus Bradley was the coach I wanted all along! Chip Kelly was the coach I wanted all along!

Gus Bradley was the coach I wanted all along! Chip Kelly was the coach I wanted all along!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl walks up and starts flirting with me Had just unleashed a massive fart 5 seconds prior

Cute girl walks up and starts flirting with me Had just unleashed a massive fart 5 seconds prior  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl flirts with me Reply with "Hi Jennypants ;) its BT24$$"

Girl flirts with me Reply with

in person on the phone

in person on the phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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