Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets an upvote from self

gets an upvote from self  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: "I have to change my top so 'promise' you won't peak" That's ok I'll just wait outside

Girl:

Is invited to girls dorm to put a shirt "where it belongs" Puts it on a hanger in the closet and leaves

Is invited to girls dorm to put a shirt

Makes interesting small talk with girl at a party Can't stop thinking to self, "O god, I'm doing it! I'm being normal!"

Makes interesting small talk with girl at a party Can't stop thinking to self,

Dedicated to rolling sexy blunt. Succeeds after 2 hours. canoe.

Dedicated to rolling sexy blunt. Succeeds after 2 hours. canoe.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kisses best friend while drunk Text the same girl "omg i just kisssed her"

Kisses best friend while drunk Text the same girl

wake up to a phone call from girl you like butt dial

wake up to a phone call from girl you like butt dial   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wears yoga pants in public covers the butt while climbing the stairs

wears yoga pants in public covers the butt while climbing the stairs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BUYS CONDOMS THREE TOWNS OVER SO NO ONE RECOGNIZES ME

BUYS CONDOMS  THREE TOWNS OVER SO NO ONE RECOGNIZES ME  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a Girlfriend Dosen't know how to send a relationship request on facebook

Gets a Girlfriend Dosen't know how to send a relationship request on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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