Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

congratulates friend on her pregnancy turns out she's not pregnant

congratulates friend on her pregnancy turns out she's not pregnant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dances with a girl all night At the end of the night she tells you she has a boyfriend

Dances with a girl all night At the end of the night she tells you she has a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to the movies with the senior girl i like She has to buy the tickets because i'm not 17

Goes to the movies with the senior girl i like She has to buy the tickets because i'm not 17  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

totally hit on two girls at the bus stop with his car

totally hit on two girls at the bus stop with his car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

notices cute girl checking out crotch Fly is open

notices cute girl checking out crotch Fly is open  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes all the girls do a double take followed by the sounds of their laughter

makes all the girls do a double take followed by the sounds of their laughter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIRL TELLS HIM THIS MASSAGE IS ORGASMIC "THANKS. I LEARNED BY PRACTICING ON MY MOM."

GIRL TELLS HIM THIS MASSAGE IS ORGASMIC

about to get laid has to poop

about to get laid has to poop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

decides to get on pill to regulate period and have worry free sex with boyfirend experiences breakthrough bleeding which means more blood and no sex

decides to get on pill to regulate period and have worry free sex with boyfirend experiences breakthrough bleeding which means more blood and no sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"hi sally, how are you?" "I'm great, how are you?" "Pretty good, how are you?"

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