Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I can't stop touching myself Because I have a fucking yeast infection

I can't stop touching myself Because I have a fucking yeast infection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

don't have to wear a tampon because of my IUD black spotting for eleven days instead

don't have to wear a tampon because of my IUD black spotting for eleven days instead   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes outside to get off of reddit reddit mobile

goes outside to get off of reddit reddit mobile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally tells asshole boss off and quits puts in two weeks notice instead of leaving on the spot

Finally tells asshole boss off and quits puts in two weeks notice instead of leaving on the spot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get hit on in club by girl Doesn't realize it until she leaves saying she will buy herself a drink

Get hit on in club by girl Doesn't realize it until she leaves saying she will buy herself a drink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked out to Lunch by a girl Her friend Mike is going to be there also

Asked out to Lunch by a girl Her friend Mike is going to be there also  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Approach hot girl at new job "Come here often?"

Approach hot girl at new job

gets phone number from okcupid Drunk Dials

gets phone number from okcupid Drunk Dials  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl sits next to you Stop breathing

Girl sits next to you Stop breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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