Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

joins reddit to share life experience one month ago fiance steals post for karma

joins reddit to share life experience one month ago fiance steals post for karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

post gets 5 upvotes before bedtime dreams about making the front page

post gets 5 upvotes before bedtime  dreams about making the front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says yes Get a letter next day explaining that she doesnt want to go out with you

Girl says yes Get a letter next day explaining that she doesnt want to go out with you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl thinks i'm cutE she's a lesbian

girl thinks i'm cutE she's a lesbian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to the store to only buy condoms shows up to the register with a lot of other items to distract the cashier from the condoms

Went to the store to only buy condoms shows up to the register with a lot of other items to distract the cashier from the condoms  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

FINALLY GETS DICK SUCKED BY A MICROSCOPIC BLACK HOLE CREATED IN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WHOSE POST-CREATION VECTOR JUST HAPPENED TO PASS THROUGH MY PENIS

FINALLY GETS DICK SUCKED BY A MICROSCOPIC BLACK HOLE CREATED IN THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WHOSE POST-CREATION VECTOR JUST HAPPENED TO PASS THROUGH MY PENIS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets Driver's license has nowhere to drive to

gets Driver's license has nowhere to drive to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Happy 4/20! Did you know it's hitler's birthday?

Happy 4/20! Did you know it's hitler's birthday?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl asks for phone number forgets

cute girl asks for phone number forgets  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets asked to school dance are you joking?

gets asked to school dance are you joking?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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