Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits on hot girl first day of class professor looks young

hits on hot girl first day of class professor looks young  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Post gets to the top post in r/trees No wait...thats my recently submitted

Post gets to the top post in r/trees No wait...thats my recently submitted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER ONLY TEXTS PLEASE

HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER ONLY TEXTS PLEASE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

writes "blowjobs! blowjobs for everyone!" as 11.11.11 wish because wishing for world peace was too mainstream People think I'm giving them

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Went to reddit meetup reddit on phone all night

Went to reddit meetup reddit on phone all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl starts kissing my ear blurt out that I haven't cleaned my ears in a week

Girl starts kissing my ear blurt out that I haven't cleaned my ears in a week  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Snuck up to squeeze boyfriend's ass at the store Not boyfriend

Snuck up to squeeze boyfriend's ass at the store Not boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS new job friday drives to old job monday

GETS new job friday drives to old job monday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute co-worker compliments you avoid eye contact the rest of the night

cute co-worker compliments you avoid eye contact the rest of the night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Called my grandma to tell her Happy Mother's Day "Thanks, you too"

Called my grandma to tell her Happy Mother's Day
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