Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

posts on /murica doesn't know what satire is

posts on /murica doesn't know what satire is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of most upvoted comment To nervous to post it

Thinks of most upvoted comment To nervous to post it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get arm around girl at the movies arm falls asleep

Get arm around girl at the movies arm falls asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl hits on you at pot party Too high to notice

Cute girl hits on you at pot party Too high to notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes a girl out on a date takes an arrow to the knee

Takes a girl out on a date takes an arrow to the knee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Take hot female friend home Parents assume you are dating and nothing is said otherwise

Take hot female friend home Parents assume you are dating and nothing is said otherwise  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

After drinking a lot, finally gets courage to hit on girls "do you always try and pick up girls in the girls restroom line?"

After drinking a lot, finally gets courage to hit on girls

hold the door open for hot girl she's 15 yards away

hold the door open for hot girl she's 15 yards away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reaches front page of a subreddit Subreddit only has 6 posts

Reaches front page of a subreddit Subreddit only has 6 posts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

With a girl Goes to reddit anyway

With a girl Goes to reddit anyway  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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