Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On a date with a hot girl has an erection the whole time

On a date with a hot girl has an erection the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on girl while drunk Ignores her when he's sober

Hits on girl while drunk Ignores her when he's sober  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl sits next to me in an otherwise empty row Moves to an empty one

Hot girl sits next to me in an otherwise empty row Moves to an empty one  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to strip club Fall in love with stripper

Go to strip club Fall in love with stripper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remembers Movie Quote Googles it to be sure its right

Remembers Movie Quote Googles it to be sure its right  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes out with crush on new years eve doesn't remember it

makes out with crush on new years eve doesn't remember it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HAS A GIRLFRIEND GF DECIDES TO BE LESBIAN... as last gf did

HAS A GIRLFRIEND GF DECIDES TO BE LESBIAN... as last gf did  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with hairdresser Asks what her occupation is

Flirts with hairdresser Asks what her occupation is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy lifts me up on his shoulders at a party He farts and crumbles under my weight in front of 30 people

Cute guy lifts me up on his shoulders at a party He farts and crumbles under my weight in front of 30 people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends 4 hours making wish list To shy to introduce self

Spends 4 hours making wish list To shy to introduce self   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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