Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tuesday: decides to flirt with cute girl in class Wednesday: she tells her "coming out" story in a presentation

Tuesday: decides to flirt with cute girl in class Wednesday: she tells her

finishes a date with cute girl and she said she enjoys it. want to meet again? sure. but i don't have much time. maybe next month?

finishes a date with cute girl and she said she enjoys it. want to meet again? sure. but i don't have much time. maybe next month?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot chick makes conversation with him pretends to text

hot chick makes conversation with him pretends to text  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

go out to lunch with a hot chick mention diablo 3 no less than 8 times

go out to lunch with a hot chick mention diablo 3 no less than 8 times  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sings "bohemian rhapsody" in its entirety in the dorm shower gets fully dressed before stepping out

sings

LOSES VIRGINITY FINDS OUT TWO WEEKS LATER

LOSES VIRGINITY FINDS OUT TWO WEEKS LATER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask cute girl to high five "No thanks"

Ask cute girl to high five

you see someone you know at the store just before you say hi you realize it's a stranger

you see someone you know at the store just before you say hi you realize it's a stranger  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

spooning with a hot guy don't fart don't fart don't fart don't fart

spooning with a hot guy don't fart don't fart don't fart don't fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Use Flirty Sarcasm Girl just thinks you're mean

Use Flirty Sarcasm Girl just thinks you're mean  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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