Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks to stay the night at her place Guess i'll get some sleep

girl asks to stay the night at her place Guess i'll get some sleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to hand $1 bill out the car window to homeless dude Wind rips it out of my hand and the guy gives me the saddest look like I did it on purpose

Goes to hand $1 bill out the car window to homeless dude Wind rips it out of my hand and the guy gives me the saddest look like I did it on purpose  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gained 35 pounds and finally have boobs I'm a dude

Gained 35 pounds and finally have boobs I'm a dude  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

100% chance of having a girl in my bed tonight 0% chance of me getting laid

100% chance of having a girl in my bed tonight 0% chance of me getting laid   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

OPENS DOOR FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PULLS ON PUSH DOOR

OPENS DOOR FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PULLS ON PUSH DOOR  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walk up to someone famous "hey, you're that guy you are!"

walk up to someone famous

girl laughed at my reddit post can't tell her my username

girl laughed at my reddit post can't tell her my username  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to fart in class but dies Empties bowels

About to fart in class but dies Empties bowels  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gives relationship advice to girl he's been trying to hit on for years

gives relationship advice to girl he's been trying to hit on for years  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i like red i like blue

i like red i like blue  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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