Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally got away from two months of over commercialized christmas crap deployed

finally got away from two months of over commercialized christmas crap deployed   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes a shot with a hot girl Chokes halfway through

Takes a shot with a hot girl Chokes halfway through  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited into bed with naked sorority girl Falls asleep before sex

Invited into bed with naked sorority girl Falls asleep before sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Sorry man, I can't. I've got a party to go to." LAN party.

Hears intruder and courageous prepares to attack Uses Febreze as a weapon

Hears intruder and courageous prepares to attack Uses Febreze as a weapon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets girl to spend the night her car gets towed because it was parked on the street during a snow emergency

gets girl to spend the night her car gets towed because it was parked on the street during a snow emergency  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I thought my tits were huge Realized my husband has small hands

I thought my tits were huge Realized my husband has small hands  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smiled at by cute girl immediately trips and faceplants

Smiled at by cute girl immediately trips and faceplants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Adds funny meme to college meme page realizes it was done completely wrong

Adds funny meme to college meme page realizes it was done completely wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend asks for anal told her it would make my ass sore

girlfriend asks for anal told her it would make my ass sore  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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