Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fixing cute girl's bike after crash I caused the wreck

Fixing cute girl's bike after crash I caused the wreck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

One night stand cries on the car ride home.

One night stand cries on the car ride home.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

turns 21 still hides beer from parents

turns 21 still hides beer from parents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally lose a bunch of weight wife finds it.

Finally lose a bunch of weight wife finds it.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have sex with a girl. She says, "You have a great dick" "Thanks! So do you"

About to have sex with a girl. She says,

talking to a girl for awhile and she shows the signs. I say "want to be my girlfriend?" "i couldn't ever date an athiest"

talking to a girl for awhile and she shows the signs. I say

gives girl a hug smells like shit

gives girl a hug smells like shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You're a beautiful girl" "No offence"

Asks guy out and he says yes "Wait really?"

Asks guy out and he says yes

Say something funny, only one person hears That person repeats it, and everyone laughs

Say something funny, only one person hears That person repeats it, and everyone laughs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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