Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I see a girl checking me out at the library approaches me to ask if i can please lower the volume on my ipod

I see a girl checking me out at the library  approaches me to ask if i can please lower the volume on my ipod  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awesome, my friend from out of town is coming to visit me. Ah shit, he's going to want to hit the club and try to pick up girls.

Awesome, my friend from out of town is coming to visit me. Ah shit, he's going to want to hit the club and try to pick up girls.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rolling through the compton ghetto and not scared via google maps street view

Rolling through the compton ghetto and not scared via google maps street view  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hit on by female She's 40 years older than me

Hit on by female She's 40 years older than me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl rubs her hand near his junk underage cousin

Girl rubs her hand near his junk underage cousin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally finds courage to talk to crush in class Too much adrenaline to understand a single word

Finally finds courage to talk to crush in class Too much adrenaline to understand a single word  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sits next to girl on bus on long school trip is used as a pillow

sits next to girl on bus on long school trip is used as a pillow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

quit shitty office job Boss replies with "Good, now we don't have to pay severance"

quit shitty office job Boss replies with

Get's asked number from female a "Friend" forgets to text her

Get's asked number from female a

Buys new pair of unique sneakers to express himself Tries to hide them in stall so no one knows he's pooping

Buys new pair of unique sneakers to express himself Tries to hide them in stall so no one knows he's pooping  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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