Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets texts from lots of chicks About questions on tomorrow's final

Gets texts from lots of chicks About questions on tomorrow's final  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes plans with hot girl looks up advice on how to act on the internet

Makes plans with hot girl looks up advice on how to act on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at bar takes phone and adds her number don't text her for two days because she might think I'm weird

Cute girl at bar takes phone and adds her number don't text her for two days because she might think I'm weird  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush approaches "Hey, how you doing?" yes

Crush approaches

Makes asian penis joke because he knows it's true

Makes asian penis joke because he knows it's true  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having sex with hot girl sudden urge to pee

Having sex with hot girl sudden urge to pee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My top half is going that way but my bottom is going that way? Only question is how did I do that? P.S if you read you got trolled

My top half is going that way but my bottom is going that way? Only question is how did I do that? 
P.S if you read you got trolled   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with cute girl while driving Rear end the car in front of you

Make eye contact with cute girl while driving Rear end the car in front of you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has an amazingly sexy accent women swoon at has no idea how to talk to them in bars

has an amazingly sexy accent women swoon at has no idea how to talk to them in bars  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to light hot girl's cigarette. Burns her hair.

Goes to light hot girl's cigarette.  Burns her hair.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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