Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Checks out chicks on spring break by scrolling down the facebook news feed.

Checks out chicks on spring break by scrolling down the facebook news feed.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pulls out chair for girlfriend She doesn't notice falls to floor

Pulls out chair for girlfriend  She doesn't notice 
falls to floor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

catches cute girl staring at him in class turns around to see what she's looking at.

catches cute girl staring at him in class turns around to see what she's looking at.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell class you found the required book online for free Professor wrote the book

Tell class you found the required book online for free Professor wrote the book   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to a cute girl after work Tells her I Just finished a 12 hour shit

Talking to a cute girl after work Tells her I Just finished a 12 hour shit   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My 3 year old tells me he has to go pee Helps him stand at the urinal, kid poops instead

My 3 year old tells me he has to go pee Helps him stand at the urinal, kid poops instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talk to an amazing girl and finally gets hint she likes him According to her she's in the friend zone.

Talk to an amazing girl and finally gets hint she likes him According to her she's  in the friend zone.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend doesn't give blowjobs to other guys or me

girlfriend doesn't give blowjobs to other guys or me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for girl in the hall she uses the door next to it

Hold door open for girl in the hall she uses the door next to it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl lets me touch her face to get the stray eyelash Shocks the piss out of her

Girl lets me touch her face to get the stray eyelash Shocks the piss out of her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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