Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

happy birthday text messages all day. not my birthday. someone more popular gave everyone the wrong number.

happy birthday text messages all day. not my birthday. someone more popular gave everyone the wrong number.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl out Wearing no pants and covered in fresh semen and blood with a still-throbbing erection.

Asks a girl out Wearing no pants and covered in fresh semen and blood with a still-throbbing erection.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets cute girl's number too afraid to call her

Gets cute girl's number too afraid to call her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Can I have a beer, please? Sorry

Can I have a beer, please? Sorry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Discovers Reddit Becomes Awkward

Discovers Reddit Becomes Awkward  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has courage to text hot girl prays she wont respond

Has courage to text hot girl  prays she wont respond  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

slides down first to impress ladies eaten by killer whale

slides down first to impress ladies eaten by killer whale  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend about to strip for me, asks if i like song "No, its terrible"

Girlfriend about to strip for me, asks if i like song

Goes for the skill shot hud gets in the way

Goes for the skill shot hud gets in the way  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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