Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Blinks lights to let driver know they're unsafe in the rain next 4 cars turn theirs off

Blinks lights to let driver know they're unsafe in the rain next 4 cars turn theirs off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Calls out someone for responding to a legitimate retort with "you fail" Responds by insinuating that he's <14 years of age.

Calls out someone for responding to a legitimate retort with

Gorgeous woman responds To tell me she's transsexual

Gorgeous woman responds To tell me she's transsexual  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tracks down owner of lost phone Gets called a snoop for going through contacts

Tracks down owner of lost phone Gets called a snoop for going through contacts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hold in fart while sitting next to pretty girl Intestines make farting sounds anyways.

Hold in fart while sitting next to pretty girl Intestines make farting sounds anyways.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells cute girl that she has an interesting name "Did you choose it yourself?"

Tells cute girl that she has an interesting name

wearing sunglasses to discreetly stare at boobs Sunglasses On top of head

wearing sunglasses to discreetly stare at boobs Sunglasses On top of head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

spend 15 minutes at a party reminiscing with an old friend old friend is a complete stranger who has no idea what you're talking about

spend 15 minutes at a party reminiscing with an old friend old friend is a complete stranger who has no idea what you're talking about  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

drop a taco on the ground the ground was made out of tacos

drop a taco on the ground the ground was made out of tacos  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I'm gonna do something crazy tonight!" Goes to common grounds

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