Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

instantly thinks up a bunch of viable responses tries to use them all, all at once.

instantly thinks up a bunch of viable responses tries to use them all, all at once.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to play strip poker with hot girls doesn't know how to play poker

Gets to play strip poker with hot girls doesn't know how to play poker   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finishes pooping at the same time as the person in the next stall Waits in the stall to avoid awkwardly washing hands next to each other.

Finishes pooping at the same time as the person in the next stall Waits in the stall to avoid awkwardly washing hands next to each other.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets invited to big party is the only person who shows up

gets invited to big party is the only person who shows up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't Say Pledge of Allegiance because of "under god" Says grace with family

Doesn't Say Pledge of Allegiance because of

I talked to a girl she never talked to me again

I talked to a girl she never talked to me again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets blowjob and makes out with girl "Hey, you taste like my cock."

Gets blowjob and 
makes out with girl

TANKS A SNIPER SHOT STEPS ON A MINE A SECOND LATER

TANKS A SNIPER SHOT STEPS ON A MINE A SECOND LATER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She says she wants the D Actually means Sunny D

She says she wants the D Actually means Sunny D  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has had a girlfriend for 3 months too low confidence and self esteem to have sex with her

Has had a girlfriend for 3 months too low confidence and self esteem to have sex with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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