Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dosen't wake up durring a sex dream Has to wash pajamas and sheets

Dosen't wake up durring a sex dream Has to wash pajamas and sheets  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At a concert with a hot girl "haven't been on reddit for an hour lets see what's on the front page"

At a concert with a hot girl

Gets on front page tries to tell people in real life how awesome it was

Gets on front page tries to tell people in real life how awesome it was  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a promotion after 2 years of hard work Sleeps in and comes into work late next day

Gets a promotion
after 2 years of hard work Sleeps in and comes into work late next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush asks to cuddle internally freak out: "no thanks"

Crush asks to cuddle internally freak out:

Recipe requires one large carrot Buys a whole bag incase the cashier raises an eyebrow

Recipe requires one large carrot Buys a whole bag incase the cashier raises an eyebrow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gave a kick-ass presentation to CEO during my internship Went to erase the board - Sharpie!!!

Gave a kick-ass presentation to CEO during my internship Went to erase the board - Sharpie!!!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees person in front browsing reddit Too awkward to say anything and just watches them browse reddit

Sees person in front browsing reddit Too awkward to say anything and just watches them browse reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girls talks to me... What the fuck do I do now?

Hot girls talks to me... What the fuck do I do now?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl pours you a shot at the party shot goes down the wrong pipe, choke for 5 minutes while everyone stares at you like you're dying.

Hot girl pours you a shot at the party shot goes down the wrong pipe, choke for 5 minutes while everyone stares at you like you're dying.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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