Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

according to OP she said: "I think guys who program are hot" IRL: "k bye"

according to OP she said:

"You're very handsome" "Thanks grandma"

gets text from hot girl she wanted the math homework

gets text from hot girl she wanted the math homework  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having sex with girlfriend Ask if you can touch her boobs

Having sex with girlfriend Ask if you can touch her boobs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally attacks islam creates bash atheism day out of a misplaced feeling of shame

finally attacks islam creates bash atheism day out of a misplaced feeling of shame  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made hilarious college meme everyone on facebook is too young to understand joke

made hilarious college meme everyone on facebook is too young to understand joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says that he "does any position" Talking about debate

Says that he

Meets a cute girl with similar interests She gives you her boyfriend's number so you can talk about them with him

Meets a cute girl with similar interests She gives you her boyfriend's number so you can talk about them with him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to sleepover with two hot girls "cant wait to have my best freind over"

Gets invited to sleepover with two hot girls

Girl Says she wants to 'see my python' I only know matlab

Girl Says she wants to 'see my python' I only know matlab  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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