Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lasts forever in bed because of social anxiety medication

Lasts forever in bed because of social anxiety medication  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds elevator door for cute girl just farted

Holds elevator door for cute girl  just farted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks "how are you?" "Not much you?"

girl asks

Makes small talk with crush Repeats it word for word to myself for the rest of the day

Makes small talk with crush Repeats it word for word to myself for the rest of the day   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl of his dreams agrees to go on a date immediately asks reddit for dating advice

Girl of his dreams agrees to go on a date immediately asks reddit for dating advice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at the gym smiles at me when I walk in say "So, trying to run off that Chipotle from yesterday?"

Cute girl at the gym smiles at me when I walk in say

Attractive female accidentally bumps into me " Don't worry, I like being hit "

Attractive female accidentally bumps into me

Put arm around my girlfriend in public without looking wrong girl

Put arm around my girlfriend in public without looking wrong girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Check out this motherfu... Oh, shit we made eye contact

Check out this motherfu... Oh, shit we made eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives a speech at a friend's wedding. Accidentally brings up the time they all had a threesome together.

Gives a speech at a friend's wedding. Accidentally brings up the time they all had a threesome together.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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