Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Downvoted for posting cat story to /r/news Story becomes NY Times "Most Emailed"

Downvoted for posting cat story to /r/news Story becomes NY Times

Wakes up with perfect hair No need to shower today

Wakes up with perfect hair No need to shower today  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Trans, and the roommates don't have a clue... Forgets load of laundry containing womens underwear in washing machine

Trans, and the roommates don't have a clue... Forgets load of laundry containing womens underwear in washing machine  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets ready to go to the gym. On the way to the car, falls and injures leg and arm.

Gets ready to go to the gym.  On the way to the car, falls and injures leg and arm.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl from class didn't have time to put her makeup on this morning and compliments her "oh, you think this is funny, asshole?"

sees cute girl from class didn't have time to put her makeup on this morning and compliments her

Finally brave enough to send flirty texts Freaks out and apologizes for bothering recipient

Finally brave enough to send flirty texts Freaks out and apologizes for bothering recipient  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talked to someone talked to someone

Talked to someone talked to someone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask girl for a stick of gum, she asks if I want to make out i just want gum please

Ask girl for a stick of gum, she asks if I want to make out i just want gum please  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cuts you off refuses to make eye contact at stop light

cuts you off refuses to make eye contact at stop light  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Immediately comes up with awesome comeback Doesn't say it to avoid hurt feelings

Immediately comes up with awesome comeback Doesn't say it to avoid hurt feelings  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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